{"product_id":"youre-paying-for-the-years-not-the-hours-hvac-shirt-funny-flat-rate-hvac-tech-gift-experienced-technician-tradesman-tee-ac-repair-t-shirt","title":"Youre Paying For The Years Not The Hours HVAC Shirt, Funny Flat Rate HVAC Tech Gift, Experienced Technician Tradesman Tee, AC Repair T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou're paying for the years, not the hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnybody can swing by and burn a whole afternoon. But a seasoned tech? They walk in, know exactly what's wrong, and have it fixed before the rookie even finds his meter. That speed isn't luck — it's years of doing this trade the right way. So no, the bill isn't about the clock. It's about the experience behind the fix.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis bold design is built for HVAC technicians, flat-rate pros, and tradesmen who price by skill instead of by the hour. It's the perfect answer to anyone who's ever asked \"why so much for a quick job?\" Makes a great gift for a veteran HVAC tech, a business owner who runs flat-rate, or any tradesman proud of the years they put in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted bold and built to last on a soft, comfortable unisex tee that holds up on the job and off the clock.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Soft, durable, everyday-comfortable fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Classic unisex fit — true to size\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Bold, high-contrast print made to last\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Funny gift for HVAC techs and tradesmen\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhere the trade comes home.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":50120369897695,"sku":"18038008328245981980","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather True Royal","offer_id":50120369930463,"sku":"30197720692272042264","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":50120369963231,"sku":"16369904251524114916","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":50120369995999,"sku":"46385131010234565342","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather True Royal","offer_id":50120370028767,"sku":"46244690074295052448","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":50120370061535,"sku":"16874642145880332367","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":50120370094303,"sku":"21600601443337983166","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":50120370127071,"sku":"49480483111889204871","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather True Royal","offer_id":50120370159839,"sku":"29616706963818162110","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":50120370192607,"sku":"27885053642688643826","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":50120370225375,"sku":"17605520196713809812","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Mustard","offer_id":50120370258143,"sku":"23176062989471666510","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":50120370290911,"sku":"38080316375137409560","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":50120370323679,"sku":"18047298324704296835","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":50120370356447,"sku":"18992700997052672657","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Mustard","offer_id":50120370389215,"sku":"22779303326850514016","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":50120370421983,"sku":"23239181943647116043","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather True Royal","offer_id":50120370454751,"sku":"20283718861349678889","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":50120370487519,"sku":"23359912018623508843","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":50120370520287,"sku":"18393728223716016793","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":50120370553055,"sku":"12897516332456601156","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":50120370585823,"sku":"31412537051381135290","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/1960\/1119\/files\/169355282493360339_2048.jpg?v=1781576873","url":"https:\/\/thehvachouse.com\/products\/youre-paying-for-the-years-not-the-hours-hvac-shirt-funny-flat-rate-hvac-tech-gift-experienced-technician-tradesman-tee-ac-repair-t-shirt","provider":"The HVAC House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}